i have a weird fascination with things...

i have a list of things that i wish i could do or have but i dont... here is a few:
  1. fit my whole fist in my mouth (unfortunatly, my mouth isnt large enough)
  2. dance. i cannot dance, to save my life.
  3. shopping spree's!! i love clothes.
  4. eat pumpkin seeds... im allergic
  5. pump out some jams like my girl nicki minaj
some of these things i just need to get over, like the fact that i will never be able to eat pumpkin seeds, or spend all of my money on clothing. but some things, i just need to work on. i should take some dancing classes, and practice my rapping.

something i have also been working on... fitting my fist in my mouth. im determined to do it. i didnt even know that fitting your fist in your mouth was a real thing that people could actually do... until one day, my friend, alissa, brought it up. that wench can fit her WHOLE FIST inside her mouth. and she wont even give me lessons on how to do it. she is a selfish, jealous, little wench. 

so yeah, my main motivation in my life right now is to figure out how to fit my fist in my mouth. oh, and alissa isnt really a wench. but sometimes she is.

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